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Sunday, December 25, 2005

Christmas 2005 (more like New Year's Eve)

December 25. Well, instead of a quiet type of day, it's hysteria. People, who long the touch of their relatives, are frantic enough for me to blow up.

And outside some brats are blowing up things. A lot. And really loud. New Year's spirit, I thought, is already here. (Maybe they prefer New Years eve after the get their hands on fireworks.)

As for this Christmas crap (and the forthcoming New Year's crap), I'm still sane.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

A few reasons why I hate christmas (and why you shouldn't, too)

  1. False Messages. "Give love," Sharing," "Peace and hope," and other insipid Christmas messages that tend to tick me off. These days messages like these would turn out to be crap, as they are usually disregarded in the end. However hard you campaign just to make a reality to these fake messages, there would always be antagonists, and there are plenty of them around you.
  2. Annoying Cheers. Carols and carolers also tend to tick me off. I'd rather push them off a building, than getting innocent people killed as a result of excessive christmas songs. Also, I really hate the fact that they would request some incentive after every song number (even if you didn't even cared to hear them). Some might even force you to shell out all your cash. Hell for them They'll just damage my hearing.
  3. Migrane. The effect of exposute to any or all reasons on this rant-list. And I even wondered why I bothered to put this one in the middle.
    Migrane, vein popping stress. They're just the same in the end, I commented as someone hurled me an insult (maybe the guy hates Christmas loathers). Migrane can kill. Stress can kill. Both can kill you. So that's why people hate their brains about to implode, especially when it's Christmas.
  4. Last day shopping. Last minute shopping, as it is called in the US. Here in the Philippines, it's named last day shopping, since the malls close the day before Christmas.
    I just hate visiting the malls, especially during December when people push each other off buildings. They all hurry and beat the clock, as if The End hath cometh. My plans to be alone in vacation in a mall is always spoiled by the increased human traffic in these shopping centers. And I didn't even bothered to think of staying away from malls.
  5. Obligation. Christmas turns into a necessity when people demand you gifts (or when people demand you to accept their gifts). You have to give, give, give, and even if everyone says that it's the thought that counts, the terrible truth is that no one really wants another scented candle. (Wait. I felt liked I just ripped the last line form a book.)
    Just like I said, this occassion turns out to be a requirement in your life. You have to celebrate it, or face extinction or excommunication form the Church. Like, will I graduate if I celebrate Christmas?
  6. TO SAVE YOUR SOULS FROM DEATH!!! Read starement number 3 again, if you don't wanna die.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The weather's making me sick

Uh. The weather today may be sunny, but the temperature dropped to 21 degrees celcius as the Holiday season comes upon us again. Maybe the analysts were right: we are at the verge of extinction... unless we adapt to the quickly changing climate.

But me? I'm not adapting fast enough. Maybe I could die later.

Also to that, I couldn't think well. I flunked an exam a while ago. Darn. It was me after all...

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Look out, it's Christmas! Run for your lives!


Aaargh, Christmas! The dang occasion is here again. I'll be seeing fake plastic trees again. I'll be finding blindingly annoying lights everywhere again. Santas and gifts loitering around the already-dirty nation. I'll be sung by people having false cheer. I'll be stuck in a sea of traffic with nothing to look at but the sight and sound of good old rusty cars. Oh how I love to loathe everytime the -ber months come to pass (from September). Damn this f****ng life. I just wish people are literate enough not to believe in Santa Clause and false carols. Oh yes, say that I'm a pure Grinch, but I do. I'd rather enjoy the noise of New Year instead of the honking of people during Christmas.

Oh well... live dangerously.

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I can't believe Christmas is here to haunt again (yep, I don't treat it as a blessing). I'll be walking around the streets again, seeing people with red headgears and boxes at their arms, then laugh at me for not celebrating the spirit. So? I'd rather not accept a colored-wrapped gift box that actually contains explosives that blow up when opened. I'd rather not come to parties and suffer stroke. I'd rather sleep than listening to insipid radio tunes. I'd rather die peacefully than live despairingly. So?

Anyway, I'll have to increase my resistance against crazy mobs again, 'coz they're ready and willing to hit people just to be able to cherish the occasion.

Go to hell, Christmas freaks.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Hmm... No-one's visitng...

Well, looks like I'll fall down with a noose around my neck... and my computer on the other end.

From the past week, I'm looking on my blogs' stats, and no-one's ever visitng. Hmm... Probably Friendster's being too rich these days. Hell with them.

But, in all, I'm gonna die... unpopular.

Everybody else does.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Halloween may have left (for now), but...

I'm glad Halloween's over (Wait. I should've posted this thing a week ago). All those creepy false horror's making me and my stomach loathe and retch. I mean why would those pesky kids and mall staff (yup, even adults) attempt to scare me with rubber masks and plastic suits. I'd be glad to scream and pass out if it turns out that there's something much worse under the costume.

Well anyway, back to the topic. Halloween's over, right. But how come the ghosts didn't leave? Isn't one day enough for them to scare the wits out of trick-or-treating people? Or were their restless souls so restless as if they took too much caffeine before they dropped dead (Or did they overdosed on coffee and died of it)?

One thing, for sure, is that they won't be leaving this wasteland for the rest of our (and their) lives. We can't blame them for being restless anyway, so let's just forget them.

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Look who came for a photo opportunity. A ghost (right)! And an orb (left)!



My siblings treated it as a hoax. Why would it be a hoax if it came straight from the camera? You decide.

Monday, October 31, 2005

The dead are walking...


It's halloween again. And I'm so happy I'm screwing up my semestral break.

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Last night was great. Ghost stories, ghost apparitions, ghost pieces of any crap. It's just a vibe of harmless and harmful horror, packed up in just one day. Oh how I wanted to scare my younger brat girl again and again.

Well whatever really happened, the spirit of the occasion never really rose higher. Maybe I'm hallucinating that All Souls' Day exists. Probably screaming-for-mama month was a hoax, just like the SNL lipsync does.

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Well, it's just not great.

I'm bored.

Monday, October 24, 2005

The best things in life are free...

So does that mean a software is crap when you buy it?

Yup...

I just wondered why they should make money off an extremely useful piece of program. Let's take an utility program as an example. With over 50 useful stuffs it can do, it's a steal. But then they slapped a price of 50 bucks. Hell, I might just have to look for a better alternative.

Well, one friend recommended me to crack the trial off the program.

OH NO YOU DON'T!!! I'm not gonna budge even if you plug a dagger up my nose.

Bottom line? Money sucks. Especially if you don't have it.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Exams (damnit)

Darn the calendar has shown up upon me to inform that exams is almost near. Man, I'd really like to scream above my lungs.

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Actually, I treat every exams week like the end of the world. It gives me more than just bad headaches, and bad breath, and... well, everything bad, really.

Well, whatever happens, it's going to be very... very... brutal.

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Time to die now.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Terrorists: What the f*$% do they want, anyway?

Malaysia experienced a disaster. Yet another terrorist attack. A few people died due to the bombs.

If I could ask them, I would ask: WHAT THE F&%$ DO YOU WANT, ANYWAY?

Yes. I'm getting annoyed with those terrorists around. Now I fear the streets. Damn them. I don't konw what made them do such acts. Those bastrds should die...

Why should they kill for no reason? (I heard them that jihad was the culprit.)

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Nah. I won't be able to stop them, anyway... even if I scream in this hellhole.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

The Ice Is Melting... The World Is Sinking!!!

This morning I found out in the news that the Arctic Ice has melted by 8% since last year.

Wooo!!! We're all gonna die!!!


(damn...)


Anyway, the environmentalists are concerned about the topic, and the "green people" (the ones who calls the masses to conserve water, etc.) are stepping up the distribution of leaflets about global warming.


Well, in all, we're all gonna die!!!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Shame on me, I've been a baaad blogger...

[WARNING! Some foul language follows. But you'll tolerate it, anyway...]

Shame on me! It's been so long since I last posted in this blog.

Shame on me! My life sucks!

Shame on me! I've been living on the worst country in the world.

Shame on me! Just let me rot in hell...

Damn! I've been too busy on my studies, and now this blog is getting dusty -- wait... this blog should be dusty as usual. Sorry if I'm a damn blogger. Life really sucks since June, and my timetable is filled with important junk (besides the studies, anime, being a webmaster, etc.).

Okay... I shall make up for my tardiness.

"Please, let free time be on my side!"

Friday, July 22, 2005

An anagram that even Philippine politicians (and masses) can('t) spell

Discovered a site that can jumble words into more fun words. Here's the link (http://www.anagramsite.com/) . While I'm putting names and reading joke results, I'm also thinking of Philippine politics at the same time.

So I put up the name that is currently hot in this country: Our President, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

I typed it in (without the mac word) and discovered a phrase that fits into what's currently happening in our country, that is, the wiretapping and election cheating scandal:

liar arroyo go

Just put up another word that makes it fit for adverising, and whalla!

liar arroyo go [away]!


Probably the people who hates her so much would be proud of me.

But then again, maybe they're not gonna hear me form here, even if I AM in the Philippines, my own country.

Too much moral lessons cause death...

In a website, I read about a man that committed suicide after reading "The Book of Morals." I don't know how they knew what they're reading... or if they really committed suicide.


Hmm... My hunch is... probably he is not killed, murdered, or strangled (if you call it that way). Maybe the cause is in the book itself.


Which leads me to one fact: Is he a sinner? Maybe too much moral lessons poisoned his mind instead of curing him.


Well, it's not my fault anymore. :)


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And my site's still broken.

Too many moral lessons cause death...

In a website, I read about a man that committed suicide after reading "The Book of Morals." I don't know how they knew what they're reading... or if they really committed suicide.


Hmm... My hunch is... probably he is not killed, murdered, or strangled (if you call it that way). Maybe the cause is in the book itself.


Which leads me to one fact: Is he a sinner? Maybe too much moral lessons poisoned his mind instead of curing him.


Well, it's not my fault anymore. :)


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And my site's still broken.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

London won 2012... and the French hate it.

Whaddyaknow? UK won 2012. They were overjoyed by the news that they will host it. I don't know why they should act like that.

On the other side of town (in France), the people are mad, furious, and would like to be like The Hulk because of the news. Yes. I also don't know why they should act like that.

It's just a game. Why? If the won't be able to host the Olympics, will their race die?

Forget it. They'll never hear me with all the screaming in the UK.

And I'm hearing the people in Paris murmuring: "Brit Sh*t."

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

The computer broke down... bummer.

Well, the computer broke down, and I don't know how it happen, or how I did it.

DAMN!

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Just really hate this life... four reasons why.

One: School starts (already). That means, I'll have oversized schedules and no free time to update my site.

Two: My host backed-up. Hell them (sorry). Now that they've backed up because of some unknown surge, I'll have hard time (yet again) to restore my personal spaces.

Three: The current b****ery in my country. People have goneto the streets and shouting that they're selling fish -- er... the President should "get out of the house" or we'll slap your a**. Result? Total chaos.

Four: Increasing prices here. Transportation, food, electricity, and more. Another reason why I can't update my site: The bill's getting higher.

Yet in all this high wind going on, I guess I'd better live this life... or else I die... early.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Beginning of the End... and I'm thinking of dying.

I looked at my calendar to find out that there are only two weeks before I die and the end of the world begins...

(wait... why am I saying that?)

So as I was saying, I looked at my calendar to find out that there are only two weeks, not before I die, but the end of my world begins... emotionally.

Eventually, I started to head to my bed, and writhe and cried (...) because good life will end in two weeks. Hell. Like, two weeks isn't enough for me. I still got duty to do before I die. I've still got unfinished work to do. Oh God, PLEASE DON'T LET ME DIE YET!!!

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Erm... Okay. So the bottom line: life sucks... literally.

Friday, April 29, 2005

Nothing to do but pant all day long

If only I had an airconditioning unit, I wouldn't have contracted heat stroke (which haven't happened to me, so far...).

If I were just rich, I would spend my vacations in Europe (which is just my mere dream).



GAH!!! I've been thinking too much and I forgot to post.



I've been complaining much about this life and the weather from the past weeks, and nothing much has come up... so far.

So I'd just like to say that life s*&$s, especially whaen the weather has gone mad.

Friday, April 15, 2005

My birthday has no gifts

Yup. You heard it. It's a waste. It's not as great as my life when I was twelve. Seems like I have to waste 1,885,000,000 seconds (approx.) of my life waiting for something miraculous to happen.
What crappy life to live.

Well, just greet, if you like.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Summer's hot here...

Man. How many ice creams have I been eating since April?

So hot... Can't stand the heat...

AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!

Yes. Summer's great, but it's too hot. And my aircon's broken.

s***...

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Back to normal...

The Cuaresma Week (Holy week) is done now.

I'm so happy the TV shows are back again.

WOOO!!!! Summer's here on us... AGAIN!!!

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Cuaresma: Boring All Day, All The Way

GAH! I'm so bored. I can't take it anymore!!! Life s***s today and probably till saturday.

So? If you could find a solution to my boredom, will it work?!

*sigh* So much boredom. I could commit suicide anytime with this boredom of me.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

The Holy Week Singing Marathon Has Begun

Holy Week has begun, yet again, and I'm starting to hear nutty "pasyon" songs again. (pasyon - length of Mahabharata, but not an epic, it is the retelling of Jesus' 7 days before his death, which sounds more like The Ring).

Yah. It's true. These songs make the f*** out me. Actually, it's not the songs itself that is making me nuts but the singers. They are out of tune all the time, like a drunken moron singing "My Way." Besides, why sing like an American Idiot when you can actually sing it differently.

Which makes me remember a story.
It was several years ago, the same Holy Week.
I was strolling around my place near our house, and then I heard somebody singing the same song but in a different tone. I was shocked when I discovered the genre of the tune.
(How shocked am I? Like I almost laughed.)
It was singing rap.

Okay... you judge it.

Anyway, I could still watch DVD during the week.

Monday, March 21, 2005

Clearance Signing Hell and Lenten Blues

Clearance: You'll never upgrade to another year without it... in school.

P****ta! (F***!) I've been trying to fill up my clearance slip since this morning. And still, I have just a handful of signatures. If I din't fill them all up by 4 April, I'm gorunded in 2nd year for life!!!

(And I got stress, migrane, and dog poo in the process.)

F*** THIS LIFE!!!
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By the way, Lenten season is here. Again, I shall see people whipping themselves in order for them to be "forgiven by God."

From my point of view, Lenten season is the most boring season in my life. You shall not be able to watch TV for the whole week (with the exception for Cable TV and DVD), do nothing but "sacrifice" the things you usually do in your daily life for the sake of the season, and you shall scream like a moron because of it.

Besides, why "sacrifice" yourself for it? Is it because the whole county, my country, is amnesiatic of religious events and should practice it every year so that they won't forget it?

My answer: They shouldn't. They're just killing themselves.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Tests final level

WOOHH!H!! I'M FREE!!! S*****! I'm so happy bout it. I've got nothing else to concentrate but to whack myself all along on my home.


Sadly, an account of mine has been hacked. S****!!!! whoever he is, D*** him!

Well, back to whining for me.


&*&$*&($*&^!

Friday, March 18, 2005

Tests level 3

GAH! Another day escaped, but not the whole chunk of it.

Science test was a little difficult, but I did it.

CL test, I don't care much about Roman Catholics, but I still got most of the answers right.

Speech, so much of the tongue twisting and verbal harassment.

But in conclusion, ther's still one more day to waste before I'm free.

S*****!!!!! : (

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Tests level 2

HOOH!!! It's still a year before i am free form the hands of exam hell. AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT FOR LONG!!!! S*******T!!!!!


Anyway the test is still undoubtly easy. Probably my scores are over above average. BUT IN CONCLUSION: I'M TOTALLY BEDLAM AND BORED!!! S*********T!

did i flouled up too much? sorry.

oh yes. this is my blog. and this is the first post. :)